What could be worse than this new ‘disease’?   What is this epidemic, no this plague, not until now identified?  Up to now, the ugly disease whose name good people could not even speak was known as ”I don’t have as many eyelashes as I would like…”  (hypo, meaning ‘not enough’ and trichosis meaning ‘hair’…I mean, if you can handle all this complicated medical stuff.)

You go to the doctor, you get a prescription… also you might want to check out those clinics offering cosmetic surgery on your feet…and if you’re short on funds for treating your horrid hypotrichosis…from what I can tell (I’ve had a virus and watched way too much tv.) the best way to get some cash is to switch your car insurance…these companies are promising cash all over the place.