Archive for December, 2009

Your Parents Can Make You Tough, But are you Snuggie TOUGH?

According to the evil announcer behind the televion and computer screen, Snuggies are perfect for the whole family.   Now, there’s a way to shorten up your Christmas list in a hurry.

Also, the evil voice informs us that Snuggies are great for wearing to football games.  Okay, let’s see how strong you are.  One of our local teams is going to play in the State Champion game….Your mother walks in and says:  “Guess what?  Everyone in the family gets to open one of their presents early!”

Each member of the family is given a Snuggie…one red, one leopard print, two zebras, one More >

Yikes! I’m Really Going Over the Borderline!

Dateline:  Laredo.  Restaurant La Posada, hotel backed up to the Rio Grande.  In thirty minutes, my special person and I will walk the long bridge dragging plastic garbage bags full of toothbrushes and toothpaste.  About a thousand of each.  Thank you dentists of Austin!

And I’m anxious as all get out.  I’m not sure our government at work will let us cross with our bounty. Years back dragging school supplies in a similar manner I was turned back before accused of taking mechandise across to sell.  So there’s that.  Then there’s the murder rate in Nuevo Laredo and the fact that there More >