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From a Perfect Ruth’s Chris Steak…to gray worms and frozen noodles…
When I left Austin for Columbia, South Carolina, expecting a three hour flight, I’d already begun salivating on the lovely room service I’d order around 7. Filet, medium, Caesar side salad, and a... [Read more]
Are You Just Too Immature to Fly?
Think half-cooked Lean Cuisine…not just any fake food…think shrimp and some gluey noodles. Now imagine it’s 4:30 a.m., hotel room, and you only stopped long enough down at the desk... [Read more]
Booty Lifting Jeans?
Remember, every fat cell has to go somewhere….There’s another name for the booty lifters. Wedgies. Read More →
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What if You Were Being Paid to Live…by the Hour?
Living Now: the Power Hose Incident Revisited What would it take to get you to relax…Now? What if…this is as good as it gets? Dateline: Second story veranda in Texas. I am in my underwear power-hosing the doggie run…to be sure you have the full picture …see “How to Ruin a Relationship, the Power Hose Incident.” In my right hand is the power hose. In my left is a broom. ... [Read more]
The Fashion Statement Diet, Lose Weight and Look Amazing
The Fashion Statement Diet Lose Weight WITHOUT Changing What You Eat! Emerging research suggests that the High Fashion Diet could be effective for weight loss (combined with a low calorie menu and exercise). Yes, you can lose weight simply by dressing with the appropriate amazing gadgets. Or, How to Dress Like a Walking Emotional Guidance System… that is…as if you’ve said….I... [Read more]
How to Ruin Relationships, Part 2, Assume the Worst
If you’re not up to speed on the ‘Power Hose’ incident, review ‘How to Ruin a Relationship’, Part 1. At the close of Part 1, I am standing in my underwear, soaked, and holding a power hose packing enough force to blow asphault off the interstate. This is not the pretty picture you may be imagining. Having completed washing the ‘doggie pad’, I now need my... [Read more]
