How to Be Annoying, Part 1
Pardon me, but I don't think YOU NOTICED....It's TOO HOT... that SHIRT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD on YOU...Can you BELIEVE there are PEOPLE WHO buy cars like that?...
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I Came…I Saw…I Complained…and complained…and complained.
This is to kickoff a series on habitual ways of dealing with stress that drive people away from you. Going negative is one of our favorites was to attempt to deal with anxiety. The first is the art... [Read more]
From a Perfect Ruth’s Chris Steak…to gray worms and frozen noodles…
When I left Austin for Columbia, South Carolina, expecting a three hour flight, I’d already begun salivating on the lovely room service I’d order around 7. Filet, medium, Caesar side salad, and a... [Read more]
Are You Just Too Immature to Fly?
Think half-cooked Lean Cuisine…not just any fake food…think shrimp and some gluey noodles. Now imagine it’s 4:30 a.m., hotel room, and you only stopped long enough down at the desk... [Read more]
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A Case of Attempted Maturity at 30,000 Feet, Part 1
Maybe I’m just too immature to fly. The ticket agent in Austin telling me my flight was three hours late and I’d need some serious re-routing…she seemed to be of that opinion. She kept saying, “Would you stop saying I’m ruining your day….I am not personally doing anything to you…Also, would you mind picking your forehead up off the counter, ma’am?” What did she want from me? ... [Read more]
What if You Were Being Paid to Live…by the Hour?
Living Now: the Power Hose Incident Revisited What would it take to get you to relax…Now? What if…this is as good as it gets? Dateline: Second story veranda in Texas. I am in my underwear power-hosing the doggie run…to be sure you have the full picture …see “How to Ruin a Relationship, the Power Hose Incident.” In my right hand is the power hose. In my left is a broom. ... [Read more]
The Fashion Statement Diet, Lose Weight and Look Amazing
The Fashion Statement Diet Lose Weight WITHOUT Changing What You Eat! Emerging research suggests that the High Fashion Diet could be effective for weight loss (combined with a low calorie menu and exercise). Yes, you can lose weight simply by dressing with the appropriate amazing gadgets. Or, How to Dress Like a Walking Emotional Guidance System… that is…as if you’ve said….I... [Read more]
